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Made myself a delicious and super refreshing Anti-bloating Anti-aging Detox water! Here’s what you’ll need to make a pitcher:
* 3-4 strawberries sliced * 1 small Persian cucumber  * handful of ice * 1-2 liters of water
Let it chill in the fridge for a few hours or overnight to really let the flavors come out. Refill as many times as you want. I usually don’t keep the fruits in there for over 24 hrs.
Why does this work?
Cucumbers are especially great for detoxing because they prevent water retention and have anti-inflammatory properties.
Strawberries help fight carcinogens and contains anti-aging properties such as biotin and the antioxidant ellagic acid, which helps prevent sagging skin.
Give it a try! Drink this all day instead of regular water and you’ll see how easy and yummy it is to stay hydrated!

blogilates:

Made myself a delicious and super refreshing Anti-bloating Anti-aging Detox water! Here’s what you’ll need to make a pitcher:

* 3-4 strawberries sliced
* 1 small Persian cucumber
* handful of ice
* 1-2 liters of water

Let it chill in the fridge for a few hours or overnight to really let the flavors come out. Refill as many times as you want. I usually don’t keep the fruits in there for over 24 hrs.

Why does this work?

Cucumbers are especially great for detoxing because they prevent water retention and have anti-inflammatory properties.

Strawberries help fight carcinogens and contains anti-aging properties such as biotin and the antioxidant ellagic acid, which helps prevent sagging skin.

Give it a try! Drink this all day instead of regular water and you’ll see how easy and yummy it is to stay hydrated!

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shercockandmycrotch:


everyone needs a waving snail on their blog

i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry

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im sold
gotta do it now

bridgemcgidge:

shercockandmycrotch:

everyone needs a waving snail on their blog

i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry

that comment

im sold

gotta do it now

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Went out and bought a can of pineapple juice cuz Waka said it’d make my cum taste better

too bad your sock doesn’t have taste buds

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When the doctor asks you if you’re sexually active in front of your parents by Mike Hammontree

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Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs

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i showed this to my sister and she slapped me

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